Total Medals Earned: 96 (From 29 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,145 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/180 points)
Beat his ass
Beat Singleplayer on Easy
Your ass got beat
Beat Singleplayer on Medium
Beat Singleplayer on Hard
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/100 points)
Complete the first area
Complete the second area
Complete the third area
Complete the fourth area
Complete the game in under 6 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 17/19 (375/485 points)
Lick the Jawbreaker Completely
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Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/205 points)
Rise, ye knight. For that is thy oath and curse.
Through perilous land and trials dire, I'll face my fears...
...and never tire. With unwavering resolve, I'll press on...
...until my love's freedom is finally won!
Blessing of momentum granted.
Blessing of speed granted.
...what a familiar face.
A currency is nothing, but a fleeting illusion.
...and you, brave knight, have proven yourself.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/190 points)
Play the game (Thanks for the free medal)
Talk with Sly
Get one Gacha Doll
Get 10 Gacha Dolls
Get all Gacha Dolls!
Finish the game!!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/275 points)
Finish tutorial
Unlock the Challenge Area
Complete all challenges
Eat every fly
Win in under 10:00
Win in under 5:00
Medals Earned: 5/5 (95/95 points)
Play the game.
Finish world 1.
Finish world 2
Finish world 3.
Make a level in the level editor.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)